Ok theory time. The best hand in holdem……Aces I hear you all say, whatever the nuts is on the river, the hand help by the player who wins the pot…..
They are all correct of course but this isnt some more strategy drivel. Its about the best hand but takes into account the following factors. The pictures, the connotations, the nicknames, the quality of the cards, etc…
My mate Matt said the other day that he just loves black kings. He says he likes the pictures, and the Size of the fuckers. I like them too, also the black ladies look pretty tasty.
As a side note, don’t ever go all-in with a mongrel pair of bullets , ie a red one and a black one. They don’t fight very well and you will get beaten ever time. The black ones are like Iron. It’s the Only hand I play.
Now, in order to make my work more fun I decided to invent a new hand nickname for a hand. This can only be used when the other player doesn’t have the foggiest what ur talking about. A pair of red 10’s. If you flip the second 10 and semi-superimpose it on the 1st 10 you get ….
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101.
Now im christening this hand……Homer Simpson.