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Wednesday, March 22, 2006


Ok theory time. The best hand in holdem……Aces I hear you all say, whatever the nuts is on the river, the hand help by the player who wins the pot…..
They are all correct of course but this isnt some more strategy drivel. Its about the best hand but takes into account the following factors. The pictures, the connotations, the nicknames, the quality of the cards, etc…
My mate Matt said the other day that he just loves black kings. He says he likes the pictures, and the Size of the fuckers. I like them too, also the black ladies look pretty tasty.
As a side note, don’t ever go all-in with a mongrel pair of bullets , ie a red one and a black one. They don’t fight very well and you will get beaten ever time. The black ones are like Iron. It’s the Only hand I play.
Now, in order to make my work more fun I decided to invent a new hand nickname for a hand. This can only be used when the other player doesn’t have the foggiest what ur talking about. A pair of red 10’s. If you flip the second 10 and semi-superimpose it on the 1st 10 you get ….
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101.
Now im christening this hand……Homer Simpson.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Matt Brown said...

Whenever i get two pairs i call 'em 'strappy stiletos' because of that really annoying geordie woman on the ebay advert......"strappy stiltos??..ive got two pair, so i sold one on ebay...."

2:50 PM  
Blogger Seb said...

shit man, you're gonna get me kicked out of uni if you keep putting images like that on your site. i think you just got unlucky, red, black or rainbow, bullets played right will bring home the bacon. cheers for the acknowledgment btw, shame it wasn't in the form of money but hey what can you do. will be starting my own online dabbling very soon so watch out for the storyofseb. happy flopping and i'll see you at the river on vc very soon

1:45 PM  
Blogger Alex Martin said...

LOL@ strappy Stilletos. I will be visiting you soon Matt.
Seb, im sending the VC recommendation to you tomorrow, i have a night off you know ;)

4:35 PM  

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