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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Bink. Out the hole. Warning, still slightly drunk so excuse this post if its loco. Combination of stopping playing like a complete monkey, toning down my squeezing, oop 3bets and triple barreling/ FPS against fish has had a sweet effect. My end of year graph gonna look so funny, but im gonna try and grind out $150k this year. Been fking about a little in tournaments lately but cant seem to seal anything, getting 2nd after 2nd after 2nd. Which is odd as i play a lot of HU and thought i was decent, perhaps will play the tougher regs at a lower stake hu to learn/improve.

Moving into the house in 2 weeks now, got some fantastic invites made by basically my brother in law and im so excited, its gonna be awesome. Not been up to much lately although im starting to like golf which is odd. Not sure if im allowed to stick a clubsock on an air rifle but nobody seemed to mind. Been entertained most evenings lately by the WIRE, which is a fantastic show, definitely the best series iv seen come out the states for a long time, but maybe thats because im still insanely immature and like guns, drugs, sex and politics. Not in that order.

Have missed these ftops for the most part but its pretty amazing that players from the uk have won 2 events that i know of, Moorman and Kellet. With akenhead in Nov 9 i think the uk really is back on the poker map which is brilliant. Cracking thread on two plus two here
which had me in fits and just shows that when doubting old Englands many undesirable attributes, at least we aint French.

WSOPE coming up and im probably gonna play the £1000 and £2.5k events, it will be like my vegas plus a chance to meet the scandie fish iv been toying with. Would love to play the main and get setup for life (kunku) with a bink but the money is too big and despite the fact im certain i could sell my action im gonna try 1 more satellite then giveup. Think im 6k in the hole in wsop/e qualification entries which is dumb.

Im gonna have to stop talking poker on here shortly as some of the regs are reading this but hopefully getting some $ onto some of the bigger sites in the near future will mean im not tooooo exploitable.

Anyhow, heres some fun HH's for you. I only post hands i win obv.

Epic Hero Fail, but good valueshove from a thinking opponent. Thats what i thought originally then this guy donked off his money. *EDIT- I posted the wrong hand, in said hand i made a river hero with AK on 445108 in a 3bet pot pre and villain had K10. In this i just spanked my French buddy.

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 561398727 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, August 12, 11:04:08 GMT 2009
Table Nitrogen 156 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 3: touten ( $652.22 )
Seat 4: JammyJenny ( $1,617.07 )
JammyJenny posts small blind [$2.50]
touten posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ Ah, Th ]
JammyJenny raises to [$15]
touten raises to [$55]
JammyJenny calls [$40]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, Tc, 4d ]
touten bets [$82.50]
JammyJenny raises to [$165]
touten goes all-in
touten raises to [$597.22]
JammyJenny calls [$432.22]
** Showdown **
touten shows [ Kd, As ]
JammyJenny shows [ Ah, Th ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
JammyJenny wins $1,303.44 from main pot with a pair of Tens
************ Game 561398727 ends ************


Ok, prime example of bad table selection here but i literally love this dude. He plays 24/7 and is quite funny so i like doing funky things with him. FWIW i played this about as badly as possible in hindsight, but i won and thats all that matters :P


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 548765751 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, July 14, 23:40:25 GMT 2009
Table Nitrogen 21 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Fish Fair ( $497.38 )
Seat 2: JammyJenny ( $830.37 )
Seat 3: The Math ( $605.57 )
Seat 4: rush88 ( $509.15 )
Seat 5: touten ( $591.44 )
Seat 6: stokerus ( $462.50 )
rush88 posts small blind [$2.50]
touten posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ Kc, Ah ]
stokerus calls [$5]
Fish Fair folds
JammyJenny raises to [$22.50]
The Math folds
rush88 folds
touten folds
stokerus calls [$17.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, Js, Tc ]
stokerus checks
JammyJenny bets [$32]
stokerus calls [$32]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
stokerus checks
JammyJenny bets [$82]
stokerus calls [$82]
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
stokerus checks
JammyJenny bets [$350]
stokerus folds
Returning uncalled bet [$350] to JammyJenny
** Hand Conclusion **
JammyJenny wins $277.50 from main pot
************ Game 548765751 ends ************

This hand was funny, the guy was a total maniac and makes the thinnest valuejam in the world. In my eyeeeeeeeeee

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 561374015 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, August 12, 09:34:05 GMT 2009
Table Nitrogen 54 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: 2squali ( $208.13 )
Seat 2: GO ON CALL ( $497.50 )
Seat 3: Zizou06 ( $0 )
Seat 4: JammyJenny ( $626.75 )
Seat 5: CapRat ( $250 )
Seat 6: promiseland ( $487.50 )
GO ON CALL posts small blind [$2.50]
JammyJenny posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ 7c, 7h ]
CapRat folds
promiseland folds
2squali folds
GO ON CALL raises to [$15]
JammyJenny calls [$10]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, 4s, 4c ]
GO ON CALL bets [$30]
JammyJenny calls [$30]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
GO ON CALL bets [$90]
JammyJenny calls [$90]
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
GO ON CALL bets [$270]
JammyJenny calls [$270]
** Showdown **
GO ON CALL shows [ 8h, 8d ] two pair, Eights and Fours
JammyJenny mucks [ 7c, 7h ]
** Hand Conclusion **
GO ON CALL wins $807 from main pot with two pair, Eights and Fours
************ Game 561374015 ends ************


This hand was sexy. Interestingly both touten and slep were v solid 200nl players about a year ago and now crush higher. Slep particularly is an incredibly solid player, who is tough to play when hes on the ball. Touten is a huge spewbox (snap 5b jams over my cold 4balls with like AQ/99+) but occasionally can play amazing. I tilted him earlier in the week which was quite funny (esp as im not tilting anymore) and this hand obv has a lot of history behind it. This was beautiful.


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 548760266 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, July 14, 23:26:00 GMT 2009
Table Nitrogen 200 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: laxmir2 ( $477.50 )
Seat 2: touten ( $417.50 )
Seat 3: rush88 ( $1,034.28 )
Seat 4: TiltOnAcid ( $555.50 )
Seat 5: water832 ( $540.99 )
Seat 6: JammyJenny ( $638.64 )
laxmir2 posts small blind [$2.50]
touten posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ 9s, 9h ]
rush88 folds
TiltOnAcid folds
water832 folds
JammyJenny raises to [$17.50]
laxmir2 folds
touten raises to [$55]
JammyJenny calls [$37.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, Th, 3h ]
touten bets [$84.37]
JammyJenny raises to [$168.74]
touten goes all-in
touten raises to [$362.50]
JammyJenny calls [$193.76]
** Showdown **
touten shows [ Ah, Qc ]
JammyJenny shows [ 9s, 9h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
** Hand Conclusion **
JammyJenny wins $834.50 from main pot with two pair, Nines and Deuces
************ Game 548760266 ends ************

Very few regs are causing me massive problems, Tevje still runs like a dream v me and has owned me so hard of late, but in general i think hes utterly dreadful and a big money pot. Sewerrat seems to try to fuck with me an awful lot, but goes after me in bad spots which makes life easier. If he adjusted well he could rape the game. The rest are a combination of weaktight 2+2 style players who are generally overtly concerned with pot control, or 18/14 nits. some of the nits are starting to play poker of late, which is leading to ridic spew coz they aint comfortable with marginals. Other than that i did play with fullflush today (pretty sure hes Nikosthepro on betfair) and he check-folded to my cbet. Yeer, u heard right, im better than the flushman. Cya kids, gl in whatever you whatever you want out of life.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

nikosthepro is feldman

3:54 AM  

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