ok, so time to dish the dirt. Im running the london office of the uk pokerfarm. The website isnt quite up and running yet but the domain is thepokerfarm.com

The aim is to get hold of as many young, keen guys as possible and train them through the ranks. We have 15 players at present in the uk, but will be moving to a top spec office just before vegas, which means we need players. Lots and lots of players. The deal we are offering is better than anything else out there. Believe me i know how generally terrible staking deals are for the player. These deals are player dependant, but are amazing. I will be buying a place shortly close to our office (all poker is undertaken in-office, with only 1 remote player (v special circumstances) so if u want to live, eat and breath poker, email me on here.

Off to ept snowfest on weekend with a little fucking degen (no not u reynolds) so will hope to bink something, but mainly just going to get away from it all and do some thinking. Got a lot of shit going on in my life right now and working nonstop is taking its toll on me. Need to get those attractive in a weird way looks back.

Anyhow, im having a sick month, pretty sure im on a heater but still happy. Im kinda being a bit nitty with table selection, but iv set some new goals for this year. Namely, i want to win $300k and sustain a 10bb+/100 winrate at 400nl+. Pretty sure these are well within my sights, so lets see how we dooooo.....(graph in euros, im allowed a fucking brag once in a while seeing as cody just won a fucking ept, lewis is getting the lot without lifting a finger and moorman and pabs love circle encompasses just about every major score on every sunday ever.

Update time. Iv left badbeat, many thanks to them for their support and help over the last 18months. Im now being backed by a new enterprise, uk pokerfarm. Iv been given joint control of the uk office, a fantastic staking deal and a great opportunity. We are aiming to become the biggest staking company in the UK by the end of the year and the biggest worldwide by 2012 (inc moorman.inc :P ). With offices in South Africa and Costa Rica, in addition to the london office we are looking for smallstakes and medium stakes nlh grinders to join us. If you think thats you, email me and ill get in touch. Preferably attatch graphs/sites/winrate information also.

If you dont live locally in London, no worries. We are looking to relocate and accomodate players (free accomodation) it it means we will get the grind from a big volume decent player. We are currently working out of a small 15man office, but are looking to move to a 60man office in the coming few months. All staked play is undertaken in-office, a great environment for playing/learning and earning. Most staking deals are 70/30 minimum, with 25-35% rakeback negotiable on winrate/volume etc.

In other news, im having a kinda midlife crisis atm. Not gonna go into it but a combination of this new job and other stresses has led to some heartache, but hopefully life will return to normal in a little while. Also, iv been banned from driving, so ill be wearing cycling shorts in the near future, marvellous.

Last month was decent, my HEM has missed some hands and is in euros, but im reasonably happy with my winrate, if not my volume (euro's so sweeter). Most of this was 400nl on prima, but i got a little bitchslapped at 600nl recently, so will be loading up some hands so i can get a read on (what i expect to be) tough regs. Ill post the biggest pot i lost in the month, which was quite funny imo. Guy was a maniac, but w/e nh :P

***** Hand History for Game 3175755132 ***** (Prima)
$400.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, February 27, 05:27:38 ET 2010
Table Stay Gold 2 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: DiMomento ( $400.00 USD )
Seat 2: jammyjenny ( $1501.19 USD )
Seat 3: kenn213 ( $636.60 USD )
Seat 4: rasmus3908 ( $1561.54 USD )
Seat 5: Xedeck ( $386.50 USD )
Seat 6: Nile ( $406.00 USD )
kenn213 posts small blind [$2.00 USD].
rasmus3908 posts big blind [$4.00 USD].
Dealt to jammyjenny [ Ad As ]
Xedeck folds
Nile folds
jammyjenny raises [$12.00 USD]
kenn213 folds
rasmus3908 raises [$36.00 USD]
jammyjenny raises [$125.00 USD]
rasmus3908 calls [$97.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2h, 7h, 9s ]
rasmus3908 checks
jammyjenny bets [$155.00 USD]
rasmus3908 calls [$155.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
rasmus3908 checks
jammyjenny bets [$355.00 USD]
rasmus3908 calls [$355.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
rasmus3908 bets [$324.00 USD]
jammyjenny raises [$854.19 USD]
rasmus3908 calls [$530.19 USD]
jammyjenny shows [Ad, As ]
rasmus3908 shows [Kc, 9d ]
rasmus3908 wins $3001.38 USD from main pot