Hurrah, iv just had my 1000th visitor. From now on i can go from strength to strength, slowly taking over the internet and using this site as an outlet for radical politics- bring on Bird Flu, there are too many humans!!

As Mr.Brownlow recommended, whoever says they were my 1000th visitor can play me HU for $50. You win, you keep- you lose, you suck. Be honest, no lying shmucks , i demand honesty.

Big weekend of poker lined up, muhahahahahhhaha

Tonight its a choice between going to a new venue, the equal chance club in Walthamstow for a £75 FO, or going to my regular Luton haunt, where i can pick up all the poker mags for free ;). Yip im a tightass.
Tomorrow im playing the rookie £10 rb @ Luton, trying to scrape together lost of live cash to play the festival events coming up and pay for a series of short breaks iv got lined up.
Saturday night, online, Sunday morning, teach my boys how to kick a football, Sunday......going to gutshot to play lots and lots of online tournies. This is conditional however, the last time i went there was a disconnection and i had pocket AA deep in a tournie. I want a verbal agreement that they will refund me if problems occur again.

Well done to Camel, who is currently owning the Masters Classic in Dam. Also want to clear up a comment i said on blondepoker.com.

I got the wrong end of the stick from snoopy's update (no fault of the Beagle) and i prolly came across as an arrogant cunt, which im not. Apologies.

Gl all. Remember, if you were no.1000 (ie it said visitors 999) when you loked at this, hit me up in the comments page and ill arrange a game.