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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Lo readers, by my reckoning i reckon i got at least twenty of you now, once i include the weird greenpeace guy that dislikes me shooting stuff, if i was a betting man id lump on that he eats meat and doesnt have a leg to stand on. Too removed from the actual killing of old Masie the cow to realise how the food cycle works.

Poker has been fun, weekend was utterly shite. Lost a lot @ Luton, being bluffed in a multiway pot by a donk, then bluffing and having someone value-shove KJ on a K1010 board into me (i called with QQ coz it didnt make sense lol), obv noted, crazy fucker. Ended with losing a £450 pot v Compo w AJ v A8 allin pre, doorcard 8 and i swear if he ever tries to talk strategy to me again im gonna get him barred lol. Weekend saw internet go down again and i had to play without a HUD, marvellous. So difficult to keep an eye on so many players without tracking software imo and lost a fair bit, played ok for long periods but after reading Tommy Angelo's articles on DC i think im finally understanding the concept of a "good quit".

Oh, should mention i shipped Luton £100 FO on wednesday jobby for £1400 large happy days. Was utterly blessed allin w Q5 v 77 on Q527 board obv i ask for Q which gets there. Then play a couple of huge pots against Chandra, Lalit's evil bro imo, a bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. We are both big chips on our table 4 tables out and i open AK on the button and race good v chandra's 50bb 1010 shove. Flop comes J1010, turn king, i cry "1 time" coz i seen so many yanks do it on wsop and it works for them and amazingly another drops off. Then open the next 7 pots before QQ on the button and Chandra steaming!!!! weeeeeeee!!!! He 3b jams, i momentarily lose my marbles and think of folding then call and race good v AK. From then on it was just soooooo beautiful. Made one mistake though that i kinda rue. HU, i got him 5:2ish and he has 30bb. I complete kings as hes been shove happy pre and he checks. Flop 337 check check as he has nudda. On J turn he overbets pot, hmmm, i think call and fold to river shove as he's abc and simple post. River some brick like 6 and he donk leads 1/2 pot, deffo doesnt have uber strong hand and i decide to end it w a shove. Not smart, should have just raised him small, left him 10BB and had him crippled, instead had to chip away and do a(good) deal at end when we have 16bb collectively, sigh.


Dug out some fun hands for you to look at anyway, the sickest/weirdest hands over last little while (failing that i gaurantee i get more action coz ppl think im insane).

1)

How to play ridic bad step 1. A failed isolate oop turns into a debacle as i play literally the worst hand of my life.

Table Carbon 76 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: cockroach1 ( $1052.00 USD )
Seat 2: JammyJenny ( $1110.19 USD )
Seat 3: WhiteTrash ( $2919.00 USD )
Seat 4: HuckleB ( $3907.40 USD )
Seat 5: nognog ( $467.75 USD )
Seat 6: wildhorse19 ( $2202.30 USD )
JammyJenny posts small blind [$5.00 USD].
WhiteTrash posts big blind [$10.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ 6d Kh ]
HuckleB folds
nognog calls [$10.00 USD]
wildhorse19 folds
cockroach1 folds
JammyJenny raises [$49.00 USD]
WhiteTrash calls [$44.00 USD]
nognog calls [$44.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 6h, 3h ]
JammyJenny bets [$100.00 USD]
WhiteTrash folds
nognog raises [$413.75 USD]
JammyJenny calls [$313.75 USD]
JammyJenny shows [6d, Kh ]
nognog shows [Qh, Jh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
nognog wins $986.50 USD from main pot


2)

Why u NEVER give free cards on an ace high board, this hurt, esp as i know he has 34 but cannot find a fold.


***** Hand History for Game 404855288 *****
$200.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 26, 11:27:06 ET 2008
Table Oxygen 196 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 1: RubberDuk ( $246.90 USD )
Seat 2: cerealkilla ( $261.40 USD )
Seat 3: zanzaro77 ( $215.20 USD )
Seat 4: JammyJenny ( $650.75 USD )
Seat 5: bhutanber ( $176.83 USD )
Seat 6: sh4rky33 ( $319.22 USD )
sh4rky33 posts small blind [$1.00 USD].
RubberDuk posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ 6h 6c ]
cerealkilla raises [$7.00 USD]
zanzaro77 calls [$7.00 USD]
JammyJenny calls [$7.00 USD]
bhutanber folds
sh4rky33 calls [$6.00 USD]
RubberDuk calls [$5.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 2s, Ah ]
sh4rky33 checks
RubberDuk checks
cerealkilla checks
zanzaro77 checks
JammyJenny checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5d ]
sh4rky33 bets [$32.00 USD]
RubberDuk raises [$90.00 USD]
cerealkilla folds
zanzaro77 folds
JammyJenny raises [$643.75 USD]
sh4rky33 folds
RubberDuk calls [$149.90 USD]
JammyJenny wins $403.85 USD
RubberDuk shows [4s, 3c ]
JammyJenny shows [6h, 6c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
RubberDuk wins $543.80 USD from main pot


3) God this tilted me, loads of history w this guy and i play him every day, hes terrible so i never get out of line v him and usually just valuetown his ass. He plays so ridic bad i want to throw up whenever i see his name. So he calls a 3b with 100bb stacks w KJ, not too terrible. Calling a $30 cbet w second pair on an A high flop is terrible though, no way around it, ugh.

***** Hand History for Game 404870576 *****
$200.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, August 27, 12:09:01 ET 2008
Table Oxygen 186 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 1: JammyJenny ( $661.27 USD )
Seat 2: EyeSeeEm ( $202.00 USD )
Seat 3: Fishmann ( $203.00 USD )
Seat 4: TRadje ( $200.00 USD )
Seat 5: RubberDuk ( $100.60 USD )
Seat 6: Tevje ( $415.01 USD )
Tevje posts small blind [$1.00 USD].
JammyJenny posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ Ad Tc ]
EyeSeeEm folds
Fishmann folds
TRadje raises [$7.00 USD]
RubberDuk folds
Tevje folds
JammyJenny raises [$20.00 USD]
TRadje calls [$15.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9h, Jd, Ah ]
JammyJenny bets [$30.00 USD]
TRadje calls [$30.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
JammyJenny bets [$60.00 USD]
TRadje calls [$60.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
JammyJenny checks
TRadje bets [$88.00 USD]
JammyJenny calls [$88.00 USD]
JammyJenny shows [Ad, Tc ]
TRadje shows [Kh, Jc ]
TRadje wins $398.00 USD from main pot


4) Interesting spot, i know obv my flush outs are good but i only end up getting it in coz i was playing insane and these 2 (gayshark in particular) were getting peeved w me on another table and i thought my A is an out a lot of the time. When Gayshark raises i know its gonna be multiway and hitting sometimes happens weeeeeeee.

***** Hand History for Game 400398595 *****
$500.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 17, 02:57:22 ET 2008
Table Nitrogen 114 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: GreatGreek ( $765.34 USD )
Seat 2: JammyJenny ( $487.25 USD )
Seat 3: gayshark ( $944.00 USD )
Seat 4: PitchBlack ( $402.50 USD )
Seat 5: oversleep ( $495.00 USD )
Seat 6: mhsblue ( $986.17 USD )
oversleep posts small blind [$2.50 USD].
mhsblue posts big blind [$5.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ Ac 6c ]
GreatGreek folds
JammyJenny raises [$17.50 USD]
gayshark calls [$17.50 USD]
PitchBlack calls [$17.50 USD]
oversleep calls [$15.00 USD]
mhsblue folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jc, 3c, Th ]
oversleep checks
JammyJenny bets [$56.00 USD]
gayshark raises [$121.50 USD]
PitchBlack raises [$385.00 USD]
oversleep folds
JammyJenny raises [$413.75 USD]
gayshark calls [$348.25 USD]
JammyJenny shows [Ac, 6c ]
gayshark shows [Jh, 9s ]
PitchBlack shows [9h, Qh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
JammyJenny wins $169.50 USD from main pot
JammyJenny wins $1227.00 USD from main pot


5)

This guy was funny, we had a lot of banter then he suddenly flipped out and spewed everywhere, yummy.

***** Hand History for Game 400405211 *****
$500.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 17, 03:59:07 ET 2008
Table Nitrogen 184 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: oversleep ( $813.43 USD )
Seat 4: gayshark ( $554.50 USD )
Seat 6: JammyJenny ( $864.02 USD )
gayshark posts small blind [$2.50 USD].
JammyJenny posts big blind [$5.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ 8d 8h ]
gayshark raises [$12.50 USD]
JammyJenny raises [$40.00 USD]
gayshark calls [$30.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, 7h, Jc ]
JammyJenny bets [$63.00 USD]
gayshark calls [$63.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ah ]
JammyJenny bets [$160.00 USD]
gayshark calls [$160.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
JammyJenny bets [$596.02 USD]
gayshark calls [$286.50 USD]
JammyJenny wins $309.52 USD
gayshark shows [9s, As ]
JammyJenny shows [8d, 8h ]
JammyJenny wins $1108.00 USD from main pot


6)

Sigh, standard stackoff, not sure how many ppl can actually play A5s in a 3b pot with no history profitably but well done sir.

***** Hand History for Game 400398730 *****
$500.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 17, 02:58:26 ET 2008
Table Nitrogen 185 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 1: grudev ( $0.00 USD )
Seat 2: JammyJenny ( $519.43 USD )
Seat 3: Newent ( $1640.56 USD )
Seat 4: ALLaddINN ( $533.45 USD )
Seat 5: crazycobra ( $365.71 USD )
Seat 6: pezmaz ( $192.35 USD )
pezmaz posts small blind [$2.50 USD].
JammyJenny posts big blind [$5.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ Ks Kh ]
Newent raises [$15.00 USD]
ALLaddINN folds
crazycobra folds
pezmaz folds
JammyJenny raises [$42.50 USD]
Newent calls [$32.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, 5d, 4d ]
JammyJenny bets [$60.00 USD]
Newent raises [$120.00 USD]
JammyJenny raises [$411.93 USD]
Newent calls [$351.93 USD]
JammyJenny shows [Ks, Kh ]
Newent shows [Ac, 5c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7h ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ad ]
Newent wins $1038.36 USD from main pot

6)

This was unusual and had me a tadge worried, the last thing i need is ppl check raise bluffing rivers against me @ 200nl, that makes you v tough to play. Luckily he can never have a big hand here after the turn action but still, scary!

Fuckit, to many hands in the 200nl bit of my holdem manager and it keeps crashing, over and out. Basically, i turn nut str8 and river pairs board when he CR me ai in 200bb deep spot when he has a busted gutshot, i commend ur effort sir.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Online Poker Tracking Software said...

Those are some really crazy hands that you have posted.

1:50 AM  

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