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Thursday, March 20, 2008






Bit stressed at the moment, organising money and shit for the house is exploding my brain. Thanks for the well-wishes guys, much appreciated. Dibble! nice to hear from you m8, get updating! Best of luck in Irish Open Niall, 1 time player!

Went to Barcelona last weekend for some r+r, i speak zero Spanish (or Catelan (sp?) to be precise) but it was a nice trip. Some great sights and oh my god i saw the sun! Seriously 1st time in about 4 months iv seen it properly lol. One thing that was a real let down was the food. Maybe we just went to the wrong joints but the tapas was crap. Real bad.

Anyway, i was searching 2+2 while rewriting a huge fucking piece on beating shortstackers for insidepoker (somehow the file gets corrupted as an email? WHY? HOW? FS) and came across this little gem. It actually had me in fits of laughter, its kind of like what iv become.



Hats off to Daniel No.2.


i am a Robot Professional Poker Player
but i can think
my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy

how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min
back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go

outside once!!
my only target is poker poker poker
i don't do anything except sleep eat poker

i don't drink, smoke, i don't entrainment, i don't make love
i will be excellent as one canadian youngest player Daniel!
he is best on the world!!!

before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran
do you know how korean progamer train?
one day 16 hours keep practising
you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all

i like practice practice practice !!!

so let us gogogogo


below is my former post, now i use my new id Daniel.No2

last month i completed 30k hands in 0.5/1 full ring limit
played about 100 hours,
winrate 3.33BB/100 hands
i totally win 1000 dollar
so i earn 10 dollar/hour,
am i a cheap worker?


now i move up to 1/2
next month plan
100k hands,300 hands/hour ( 6 multi-tables same time) 10 hours/day,
winrate 2BB/100 hands

expected money 4000 dollar/month

Let us gogogogo

and i will played 1/2 one month 2/4 two month
3/6 two month 5/10 two month
two month one level one level 200k hands
before the end of the year, i will go to top level online !!!
next year fly to canada observ how Daniel playing

2 Comments:

Blogger snoopy1239 said...

God that's depressing.

4:31 AM  
Blogger Ukgatsby said...

New month , new luck upturn
gl gl

12:40 AM  

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